TV

I watch every show on TV.

I kid you not. I’ve always been a total TV-addict. As a kid, I couldn’t do my homework unless the TV was on and in college, the first thing I did when I walked into my room was to turn on the TV. It doesn’t really matter what’s playing; I rarely watch it. I just like the background noise it provides. I know most normal people listen to music for background noise, but that distracts me much more than the TV.

With the addition of Tivo into our lives, it’s gotten even easier to watch obscene hours of TV and now, with the shows I choose. I record about five hours of TV a day on week days and two to three hours on weekends. That makes up twenty-nine hours on the recorded stuff alone. Not to mention award shows, one-time movies, etc.

I’ve met many parents who refuse to have a TV at home because they believe it’s bad for their children and that they will become antisocial, etc. I’ve heard everything from TV makes you lazy to it makes you stupid. I would personally like to be the example case for how it doesn’t necessarily do either.

We might be able to debate my level of intelligence but I’m definitely drawing the line on stupid. Or lazy. And it’s not like I watch only the science or educational shows. I watch everything. More trash than education. I don’t assume TV is there for me to learn from. It’s my noise, it’s my way to empty out my brain. Some people need a drink when they have a long day. Others exercise.

I watch TV.

I think we should do a study. Compare the kids who grew up watching TV and the ones who weren’t allowed. I bet we’d find that the kids who grew up without TV become complete zombies when in front of one. Not to mention the scars from the alienation they must have suffered, at school, when their classmates discussed last evening’s episode of a TV show. I want to know whether watching TV truly produces lazy and stupid adults. I want to see numbers. I want to see proof.

Each time I hear of a parent who claims their kids are better of without any TV, I want to remind them that bans are only made to be broken. If you tell a kid she or he can’t do something, suddenly that very thing becomes extremely enticing. I know men who only eat sugar cereal now because they never could as children. Think of all the college freshmen. Think of the alcohol. Can you really tell me that banning works?

As in almost everything, maybe moderation is the answer. I’m not saying my twenty-some hours a week would be considered moderation but then again, I never claimed I was exemplary.

I just like to watch TV.

Previously? The Power of Mundane.