Duets

Last night, I went to see Duets with a friend. I used to not like Gwenyth Paltrow until I saw Sliding Doors which I recommend wholeheartedly. Last night’s movie, however, wasn’t all that amazing. While I wouldn’t say it was a total waste of time, it just didn’t do anything for me. I didn’t feel like the movie explored some of the issues it wanted to as much as it should have. The relationship between Gwenyth’s character and her father just got resolved after a five-minute conversation. I know a movie is only so long, but that was just way too unrealistic. My favorite character was the salesman and his wife. Either way, this is nothing more than a rental.

Almost Famous

We just saw Almost Famous and I would highly recommend it. It’s the new movie by Cameron Crowe who made feel-good movies such as Say Anything, Singles and Jerry Maguire. Not to mention, the movie starred one of my favorite actors, Jason Lee.

As with all of Crowe’s movies that I’ve seen, I left the theater with a great feeling of happiness and ambition. I felt good and kind and powerful and kinda happy to be living. Cheesy, I know, but it’s been a long week and I truly did enjoy this movie. I’m too tired to write more about it tonight, so go check it out and I will talk more about it later.

Nitey Nite.

Emmy

Oh, and the Emmy Awards are on tonight.

Real Shows

I missed the MTV video music awards but it makes no difference whatsoever. MTV will be rerunning the program on an hourly basis for the next several months. That’s what MTV is all about: reruns.

While on the subject of MTV, I’d also like to say that I hate the Real World. Actually I hate all ‘realistic’ shows including Survivor. I can’t pinpoint the exact source of my dislike but I have a hunch it might have something to do with the extremely annoying people who like to be on the show.

The subway station by my house has several exits. One of them always closes by 7pm. Night after night, I see people walk towards the door, after seven, and shake the chains. I wonder what they’re thinking. Are they hoping the chains will crumble under the sheer force of their hands? Or do they think they can will the chains away? Humans are weird creatures.

Bare

Watching the MTV awards. I know I’m two days late. The Wayans brothers are truly awful. Not funny. Britney Spears must have decided it’s not enough just to show your belly button anymore. She needs to bare it all. Scary and quite disgusting if you ask me. If it had any artistic value, I’d be fine with it, but it doesn’t. None at all. The only person mildly entertaining so far has been Jim Carrey.

I used to be a huge award-show fan. I remember when we used to stay up all night to watch the live Oscar awards in Turkey. It’s all just gone downhill.

Don’t Go Away

The awards were so bad that I couldn’t get myself to watch the entire thing.

It always makes me laugh when the TV person says, “Don’t go anywhere, we’ll be right back.” Is there really anyone who stays just cause the chick on TV said so? Just wondering.

The Story of Us

Last night, we watched The Story of Us. The movie never did well in theaters and got quite bad ratings overall, but I liked it. I first saw it on one of my trips to Japan and bawled on the plane. Even though last night was my second time, I still cried during the last scene. I think the movie is a somewhat accurate depiction of how bad some marriages get. Anyhow, I enjoyed it and would recommend it. I would like to warn, however, that it is quite sappy.

Whipped

Gonna go see Whipped tonight. The sad thing is that I already know it sucks. I think that, after a long week, I just want to relax and see a totally stupid movie that doesn’t require any mental capacity. I’m quite sure this one will qualify.

Woman on Top

Oh, btw, another movie following on the theme of “I am woman, hear me roar” is: Woman on Top. 2000 must be the year when women finally become independent. At least as far as Hollywood is concerned…

Whipped – After

We just saw Whipped and, as I suspected, it was awful. A great look at how pathetic some men are. The acting was worse than awful but the some of the scenes were sadly realistic. At one point, the guy sitting next to me actually said, “Thank God I’m gay.” I kid you not.

Here, in New York, it’s pouring. What a great way to end a terrible summer. Weather-wise, that is. I sure hope it gets better tomorrow or it’ll be kinda pointless to travel all the way to the Vineyard.

Double Indemnity, on the other hand, was very good. My favorite part is where he says he couldn’t hear his footsteps. I liked that image.

Ace Ventura

We’re watching Ace Ventura: Pet Detective right now. It’s definitely Jim Carrey‘s most hilarious movie ever. I liked The Mask, too, but it’s nothing like Ace Ventura. My favorite quote is: “If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer!” It’s a shame they had to go and ruin it.

Jetta Ad

Have you seen the recent Jetta ads? The one where the guy rushes into the house to pull his girlfriend out. She’s painting her toenails and he grabs her and drags her out, all excited. Once in the yard, he shows her how the windows open at the push of a button. As he’s excited playing with the automated windows, she goes back in the house, with that oh-men look on her face. It’s such a great ad! Mostly cause, I think it represents the genders and their reactions so well.