When David stopped waking up every 35 minutes, we made a pact never to go into his room in the middle of the night and with few exceptions we've stuck to the rule. Lately, our little boy picked up two interesting habits that make us wander what he does behind closed doors.

First of all, he randomly wakes up at all hours and shrieks like his eyeballs are being plucked right out. The sounds are so scary that you're convinced he must be bleeding. However, two seconds after I walk in, he's in great humors and pointing to the door and making the enthusiastic sounds of "please let me out so I can play."

Secondly, he has managed to master zippers, pants, diapers and any other forms of clothing such that he can go from fully dressed to stark naked within seconds. He loves doing this during naps and in the morning before we even know he's awake. For all we know, he does it in the middle of the night. What we do know is that we come in and he's naked. The bed holds what would usually be so well covered by the diaper. Add to that, the fact that David loves pooping first thing in the morning and you should have a good visual of our morning surprises.

To get a better sense of exactly what's going on behind the dark, closed doors, we just bought a baby video monitor. This lets me watch David all night long and it has quickly become my favorite channel.