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AMNESIA BY CHOICE
Let the bitching begin. Two weeks ago a friend and I were talking on the phone. Out of the blue, the conversation turned ugly and he started asking me weird questions and getting increasingly angry/demanding. I had no idea where this was coming from and tried to take it with a grain of salt and even apologized for actions that weren't wrong. I tried to soothe him but it was no go. He didn't realize how upset he was and wouldn't admit to being angry. After a while more of unloading on me, he hung up. A few days later, he called me back and chatted away like nothing happened. At first I was taken aback and wondered whether I imagined the whole thing. I considered bringing it up myself but I didn't want to rehash any of the issues so I left it alone and decided to wait. He and I talk several times a day so I figured it would eventually come up. Here we are two weeks and at least ten conversations later and the issue never ever came up again. None of: "I'm sorry , I don't know what came over me." or "I must have been losing my mind." or "Other stuff was making me upset, I am sorry I took it out on you." I would have apologized but honestly, I hadn't said a word and this wasn't an argument as much as it was his unloading on me. So I went from flabbergasted to fuming. I can totally understand that we all have bad days and times when we're overly stressed. I can alos understand that we often take it out from those closest to us. But there's no excuse for not acknowledging such an occurence. I was quite hurt, sad, and worried after that exchange and his not acknowledging it makes me feel like all the actions were justified. Even if he'd called me and continued to yell at me, I would have prefered that over lets-act-like-nothing-happened. WTF? People and actions like that irk me. We all fuck up at times but let's be a man (to use a really stereotypical phrase) about it. There's nothing wrong with calling a good friend and apologizing. There's a lot to be respected in humility and candor. And there's no fucking thing to be proud of in feeling like if we don't ever bring it up, it will be like it never happened. It did happen. Even if you want to act otherwise. I am not waiting for an apology or even an explanation. I am happy to and already have forgiven him. I just want him to acknowledge it so I don't feel like my feelings aren't worthless to him. Mayne it's asking for too much but I cannot stand acting. I like things out in the open. I like honesty. I like candid. Bring it on. If you put it out there, we may be able to resolve it. If you don't, we never will. BAD SERVICE
I am amazed that in today's world where companies are in a race to offer the better deal, no one is paying attention to another avenue of customer retention: good customer service. I spent some time "chatting" with a service provider and with a cable company today. Both services were horribly bad. The hosting company is offering a deal for new clients only that allows them to pay the same price as current clients but gives them several times more bandwidth and storage space. The person I was chatting with insisted that the deal was only available for new clients. I can understand the company's desire to get new clients and thus offering an enticing deal to them but isn't it stupid to make your current clients so upset that they leave? You may or may not get the new clients even with the enticing deal and thus it seems like a bad idea to lose the ones you do have. Am I missing something here? This seems to be common practice in the industry. Cable companies, phone companies, and many others practice the same deal. It seems to me that keeping your current clients happy should be a high priority and companies shouldn't have the mindset of "I already got that person so who cares?" attitude. It's probably partially the customer's fault for not revolting enough but still it's all so slimy. Along the same lines, I think most companies don't pay enough attention to having good customer service. I've had two major exceptions to this norm: Skytel and Tivo. Both companies have phenomenal service and have made me loyal consumers. I would easily pay a bit more to get excellent service than to pay bottom price and have an attitude each time I need some help. But maybe that's just me. Even so, I am annoyed at the "only worry about getting new customers" attitude the companies are employing these days and wish that enough people would get together to show them the power of exisiting customers and why it's important to not blow them off. WELL VERSED OR BIASED
I have gotten way too little sleep last night to write this as eloquently as I want to but I figured I'll start it now and can always adjust it tomorrow. So please don't get mad at me if it's not so well-put. I have decided that there's a big difference between people who are Well Versed in a subject and those who are simply biased. There are people who already hold a specific belief and read anything and everything that backs up their opinion and nothing on the opposing side. I find these people to be more annoying to talk to than the ones who haven't read at all. At least with completely uninformed people I can tell myself that they don't care enough about the issue to read up on it and have just formulated opinions with no facts to back them up. It's easy for me to not get into a conversation with such a person. A person who has only read books/articles/papers that agree with his/her point of view is a totally different kind of fighter. This person has facts and refuses to consider the possibility that the things s/he considers facts might be biased but claims anything on the other side of the issue is biased or distorted. Such a person is incredibly frustrating to deal with and completely pointless to talk to. The only reason I would like to talk to someone who disagrees with me is because I'd be interested in their way of thinking or the information they might have interpreted differenly than I did. This allows me to see the world from different angles and thus allows me to grow. But if the person I am talking to is just there to prove their point and is completely closed to mine, it makes the conversation very argumentative and my main goal is never to argue or to convince someone of my way. It's simply to understand their way. For this, I need to be open to the possibility of seeing the world from their eyes. And they need to be open to the same. If they completely refuse to listen to or read any of the opposing thoughts, I can only assume they are parroting points from their reading, not ideas they have actually developed through thought and comparison of counter positions on issues. Talking to someone who's simply repeating other people's words is useless to me, I might as well read that person's words (and get the word from the original source). I prefer to deal with people who are well versed and spent time thinking where they stand on an issue and why. WHY I SOMETIMES HATE EMAIL
Since I work from home, I do a lot of email correspondance. One of the things I've noticed lately is that people feel a lot more comfortable being rude over email. It must have to do with the fact that they don't have to visualize a human being on the other end. Some people just let it all out and say stuff you would never say to an actual human being. When I get one of those emails, I don't even bother to write back anymore. I pick up the phone and call the person. I start the conversation on a very cordial and kind tone and they change almost instantly. Within a minute or two, they are apologizing. Listing the reasons why they had the assholish tone in the email and how stressed out they are and how they were having a bad day, etc. We then move to the part where I explain to them that it's perfectly understandable and we all have bad days and then we manage to actually talk about the issue and often resolve it without much problem. They didn't need to send the nasty email for me to call them. Nice goes much farther than nasty ever did. Nasty means I am never going to bend over backwards for you. Nasty means I'd never bend the rules for you. Rules were invented for me to have to enforce them on the nasty people. They're my protection. So why go with the nasty approach? I just urge everyone to remember that even if it's easier and faster and doesn't require personal confrontation, it doesn't mean that an email is not read by a human. I can't stand people who don't have the balls to say something to my face and choose to write it and send it away instead. Fuck'em. AIRLINE COURTESY
The trip back started Sunday night at Dalaman Airport. Thanks to a lovely NATO conference in Istanbul, our 7:05 flight didn't take off until 9:00pm. With an upset stomach and a pounding headache, we arrived at the Airport Hotel in Istanbul at 11:30pm. Since 192 roads were closed in Istanbul, my mom had set us up at the new Airport Hotel to ensure we wouldn't miss our flight the next morning. I went to sleep the minute my head hit the pillow. The next morning, we arrived at the hotel three hours before departure, as instructed. Since we had two connecting flights, it was imperative that the flight to New York take off on time, which, by some miracle, it did. The 11-hour flight to New York didn't grant me even 20 minutes of sleep and was peppered with several trips to the bathroom thanks to a bout of food poisoning from which I hadn't fully recovered. We reached New York slightly early, causing Jake and I to have a moment of wishful thinking thank we could make it to the earlier, direct flight to San Diego. After six flights landed simultaneously and formed a line that went on for miles at the customs counter, we picked up our bags and made our way as fast as possible to the terminal at the other end of JFK. After waiting in the AA line, we were told there wasn't enough time for our baggage to clear security and we were stuck with the LA flight after all. The LA flight granted me with some sleep and it was Monday night at 10pm that we arrived in LA. At this point, I figured getting home was a piece of cake. The flight from LA to San Diego is a commuter propeller run by American Eagle. The tiny plane carries no more than 30 or so passengers. We sat on the plane, looking out the window as they loaded the bags. I worried that we hadn't seen our bag but assumed we must have missed it when I saw it coming at the distance. The men loading had already lowered the loading ramp and so I asked the steward to please check on it since my bag was now sitting by the side of the plane. She nodded but did nothing. Ten minutes later, the men took my bag and one other bag, and put them back on the cart they came from. By now, I had been sleep deprived for three days and hadn't showered in two. I was in no mood for a joke. I yelled for the stewardess to come back and told her that my bag was sitting there and not loaded on the plane. She finally called someone and talked for a while. She then came over and said that the plane was too heavy and they were going to put our bag on the next flight to San Diego, leaving in 30 minutes. "If you want, you can leave to travel with your bags but you have to get off now." She then proceeded to remove four passengers off the plane. When the gentleman in front of me asked me what was going on, she said, "The plane is too heavy. You have too many bags so we're taking some passengers off and we'll take some more bags off and then we'll leave." He asked if they were sure the plane would be okay after that and she said, "Yes, but you can leave if you want." Literally. Another set of passengers in front of me asked how they would be sure their bags made it to the plane since they heard that mine weren't. The stewardess said, "It was just her bags, you should be fine." Which I knew not to be correct since there was as least one bag sitting next to mine that also wasn't making this flight. After another ten minutes of complaints, some official came on board and told everyone that when we arrived in San Diego, if our bags weren't on board, they would be on the next plane and to wait for them. Of course, after twenty-some hours of flying all I want to do is wait at another airport for half an hour more for my bags to arrive. Several of the passengers asked the stewardess to give her name so they could complain but she wouldn't. I don't even mind the fact that they couldn't arrange the flight properly, with all the connecting flights it's hard to gauge how many pieces might make it to a plane. What I did mind was her rudeness and assumption that it was no big deal for me to wait more. She wouldn't have even told me that my bags weren't on the plane had I not been looking out the window. With this kind of service, the airlines deserve to go out of business. NO DEAD CATS HERE
I'm always surprised when I meet people who aren't curious. I've always been curious. About everything. When I was little, I asked questions incessantly. People used to tell my mom to stop answering them but she didn't. I'm really glad she didn't because it made me feel like it was okay to ask all the questions I had. I still ask questions. All the time. I don't worry about looking stupid. I figure I can't learn unless I ask. That's always been my principle. I figured everyone to be curious. Some people might be scared or shy and thus not ask but they still wondered. How can anyone look at the sky and not wonder why it's blue? Why mirrors reflect backwards? How can people drive without knowing how a car works? Almost every kid I meet stacks on the "why?"s so often that I knew it was built into our system. So the question is: Do we get too shy to ask or do we not care? There definitely is a section of people who get "too shy to ask." They've either been shushed or, even worse, humiliated somewhere along the line and decided it's best to stop asking. They figure if they don't ask, they can't be made fun of and they can't feel stupid. We spend so much time trying to not look stupid that we choose to hide our lack of knowledge instead of taking the opportunity to learn. Which means we stay "stupid", isn't that a bit stupid? As much as those people make me sad, the people in the second category make me even sadder. Do people really stop being curious? Last year, when I was teaching, I had kids who had already decided that they were "no good at math" and when we had our math lessons, they would tune out. They weren't curious why something worked the way it did. They just wanted to know (be told) the right answer and move on to the next problem. Their curiosity had been completely squashed out of existence. I can't think of anything sadder. LACK OF COMMITMENT
I am amazed at the lack of commitment people around me are showing lately. When we're young and immature, a change of mind is easily explained by our age. "She's still a kid," people say, "she doesn't know what she wants yet." Fair enough. Maybe 16 is too young to take on a major commitment. But what about 25? or 30? or 35? When's the right time? What's the age at which we're supposed to be more mature and know that a commitment is not meant to be easy, but we stick to it anyway. What if people quit their jobs regularly. I mean monthly. When I worked on Wall Street, people used to say that you need to work in a company at least for one year before you can leave because otherwise it looks bad on your resume. Companies didn't like to see guys who moved in and out of places within months. It showed lack of commitment. Lack of care. I fear that my generation is full of people who don't take their commitments seriously. I have more friends than I'd like to count who are cheating on their significant other, who are getting divorced, who are taking on jobs they know they will quit as soon as they can get the job they really want. What's the point of getting married if you aren't willing to try as hard as you can. What's the point of staying married if you're sleeping with someone else? What's the point of it all? I don't mean to imply that one is required to stay in a loveless marriage or an abusive one. Life is short and we are supposed to try and be happy for the amount of time we're here. But the thing that annoys me is that no one is forcing you to make a commitment. No one is requiring marriage which is much harder than it appears. Marriage is hard work. It's consistent hard work. It's not all flowers and chocolates and hugs and sex. It's caring on the sick days, dealing with loss of money, working out different priorities. It's being with someone who goes through mood swings. emotional downs, major career changes, anger, sadness, frustration, lack of enthusiasm, lack of drive, lack of ambition. And not when it's convenient for you but when the other person is actually feeling it. Marriage is spending a lifetime with another person whom you can't control. It's putting up, bending backwards, compromising, and caring even when you don't feel like it. Not to mention the dimensions that children add to the picture. No matter how magnificent the other person is, marriage is hard work a lot of the time. It's also wonderful and amazing and magical but, for now, we're talking about the difficult moments. People who stand in front of the officiant and say "yes" should take a moment and realize all this hard work. Maybe then they wouldn't commit to something they undoubtedly can't do. I know we start all things with good intentions but how come we don't stick to anything any more? How come we've lost all our integrity? How come cheating has become acceptable; something we can 'work out'? Why can't we own up to our commitments? And if the marriage is really over and there's nothing to work on anymore, why can't we be honest and deal with it instead of lying and hiding and cheating? Apologies for the rant but after the seventh case, I just feel like blowing up. It makes me lose all faith in the institution of marriage and it makes me lose respect for humankind. Oh and I posted two new sets of pictures: malibu, venice beach, beverly hills and learning photography with the nikon ef2 and a new book excerpt: nothing that meets the eye. INTEGRITY
Somewhere in the last eight months, I appear to have changed, or maybe strengthened is the more correct word, some of my beliefs. Between the quitting. the moving, the traveling, and the starting over, it seems I decided to put a lot of value on a frequently-overlooked trait: integrity. In the last few months, I have worked hard to be honest and do the right thing. I'm not saying I've succeeded in every instance. I still have over 60 unanswered emails sitting in my inbox from the last few weeks alone. I don't always call friends back when I say I will. I am frequently too lazy to finish a task that I deem important. But I try harder than I ever did. I am adamant about doing my job right and being honest with those around it even if it's not always so convenient. I find myself fervently urging others around me to do the same. Several people have warned me that this is naive behavior and that I must be not mature enough yet to believe that integrity and success can go hand in hand. The thought that you can't succeed without cheating someone or something is so depressing that I refuse to believe it. How is it possible that working hard to do the right thing and being honest with those around you is considered an immature thought? Is it really true that you can't reach the top without doing something unethical or illegal along the way? Have we all come to accept that as a way of life? If so, what does that say about humanity and our future? I want to believe that there are enough people out there who feel as strongly as I do about the power of integrity that they would choose to do business with an honest organization/company over one that cheats its way to the top. But maybe I am just fooling myself. Maybe the world is as bitter and cynical as the people who say I am naive. My belief is that you get what you give. If you give wholeheartedly and honestly, you receive with the same pure force. And I am not so young that I don't realize there are times when people take advantage of you and you kindness, but I still feel strongly that those who are good win bigger and better in the long run. At least, they can look themselves in the mirror and be proud of who they are. And if that's childish, well... I hope I never grow up. NO, REALLY, YOU'RE WRONG
Warning: pet peeve follows CATEGORICAL
I like to mess with people's minds. PERFETTO
Want to know a quick way to get someone to fail on a task? OBLIGATIONS
I don't do well with obligations. ASSIGNED ROLES
He brings home the bread money. SURE
"Sure" is officially one of my least favorite words. AGENDA
We all have opinions. I don't know when it begins, but we form opinions really early on in our lives. A while back, I talked about how, by the time we go to elementary school, most of us have a theory on how the world works and how teachers should not assume that students enter school with a blank slate. The same rule, I think, applies to opinions. Somewhere along the line, we hear someone else's opinion, we read a newspaper article, we watch a TV program, or possibly an amalgamation of all three. THE OTHER WAY
Ignorance is not bliss. I DARE YOU
I'm fed up with cynicism. THANK YOU
There's a thin line between humble and self-deprecating. LOSS FOR WORDS
Attitude is everything. And words can be your most powerful ammunition. DON'T FOLLOW
When was the last time you took a look at your own life and revisited some of the choices you made?
I HEAR YA
"I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen." -Ernest Hemingway ACTUALLY, IT SUCKS
You're bad at receiving criticism. How do you tell someone that? If they're really bad at receiving criticism, doesn't that mean they won't react well to the above sentence? I don't like it when people ask my opinion and I have solid reasons for it: I am very opinionated and I think a lot so I'm more likely to have an opinion than not. I am really honest and I suck at sugarcoating. All of which would have been great if you really wanted to know my opinion. But you don't. What you want is affirmation that whatever you're showing me or telling me is great. You want to hear "nice job" or "that looks great!" And I'm not your guy. (Well, girl in this case) I don't mean that the feedback and its presentation aren't important. What you say and how you say it are both extremely crucial. When I first stared writing, I'd want to know everyone's opinion right away. I'd hand my short story over to Jake and watch him like a puppy as he read my words. One negative feedback and I'd blow up immediately. First of all, I wasn't really ready for feedback. I was way too emotionally attached to my piece to hear anything negative about it. On top of that Jake wasn't really my audience since he rarely reads short works of fiction. And mostly because of that, even if he didn't like parts of my piece, he couldn't tell me why. Which of course frustrated me even more. With the possible exception of my writing, I ask for people's opinion often and I always want to know the truth. I don't just want to know what you don't like. I want to know why and I'd even love to hear suggestions on how to fix it. I just think that if you give me some thoughtful feedback, I know you really cared and took the time to look at it. And it's certainly true that the best way to give negative feedback is to sandwich it between good ones. But no matter how caring you are, there are no correct words to tell someone who's not ready to hear feedback. So next time you want to know someone's opinion on something, make sure you're ready to hear the truth. And if you just want reaffirmation, admit it. Previously? Lack of Knowledge. HUMILITY
Humility is learned. None of us are born knowing that we're supposed to hate Milli Vanilli, New Kids on the Block, Britney or Christina. It's something we pick up from snide comments people utter when we mention them in the list of our favorite singers. (Not to be interpreted literally, as these are not my favorite singers, not that there's anything wrong with them.) A friend once told me that she snuck in to Walmart when no one was looking. She said normally she wouldn't be caught dead in there. I stare at her but spare my words. She's just the type of person who'd bring a Tiffany's baby spoon to a baby shower. So Walmart's not cool, Target's not cool. K-Mart is definitely out. Jake and I spent one of our most fun days in a Walmart down in Florida. We walked up and down the aisles, playing with the toys, buying legos, silly putty, soap bubbles and many more fun stuff. God forbid, my friend had seen us there. Another pattern I see often is people bragging about not reading Bestsellers. I never read anything on the bestseller list, I'm so cool. There's a long list of unacceptable writers any literary person would be glad to inform you of. (ending your sentences with a preposition? Way uncool.) Same goes for the movies, of course. Good God, I'd never watch a major motion picture, only small artsy movies are good enough for me. Just like mass audience approval doesn't make a movie or book amazing, it also doesn't make it awful. For me, it's gotten to a point that saying you wouldn't be caught dead reading a Grisham novel makes me think less of you than if you claimed you adore Grisham. I hate that people think they are allowed to judge others and saying you wouldn't be caught dead doing something is totally judging others, even if it's not explicit. I wish we lived in a world where others wouldn't tell you what to do. From the time we go to school we're taught which writers to read. We're taught which painters to like. Critics decide which movies we should see and what Broadway shows are the best of the year. And these are just the obvious set. There's peer pressure, which is the worst. So is parental influence. And the list goes on and on. I wish we'd never be taught to be embarrassed of who we are. Of having our own taste, whether it be Grisham or Joyce. I read bestsellers and see blockbuster movies, just the same way I read books that are considered literary works and movies that are artsy. And I'm proud of it! And I love Walmart. Previously? Six Degrees. UNDERLYING REASONS AND MOTIVATIONS
In my house, we had no unexplained rules. My parents often had decent reasons for the household rules and any new ones had to be justified. It might seem condescending to imply that my parents had to back up their decisions but I believe their behavior instilled very sound seed in my and my sister's personalities. I've always tried to have sound reasons for my actions. More importantly, I've always paid attention to the reasons behind my actions. Before I did something, I'd think about why I wanted to do it. As an overly emotional person, I know it's extra crucial for me to make sure I stop and think before I act or decide. But this is not about whether I think before I do or not. It's more about for whom I do it. I've met many people who make decisions based on other people's criteria. People who choose careers because of popular demand. People who wear a certain type of clothing cause their crowd thinks highly of them. People who decide to lose weight cause someone makes a comment. People who move to another part of the world to follow a person they love. People who change their personality to fit in better. I'm sure most of us are guilty of one kind of such decision making at one point in out lives. Fitting in is such an integral part of living in a society. Having said that, I also hope that we all grow up and figure out our mistakes. The fact is doing something for others is never a good idea. In some cases it's a blaming disaster waiting to happen, in others, it's even worse. I have friends who have chosen their college majors on what their families decided for them. They finish college and a few years later, they finally face the fact that they never wanted to do this in the first place. Now at a minimum four years of life has been lived satisfying their parents' wishes, possibly even more. These people consistently have a hellish time trying to figure out what they want at that point, cause they never thought about it when other people were busy doing so. In the cases where people follow a loved one around the world or change weight/hair/clothing for others, all it does is mask the actual issue. And by the time, the person realizes what's going on, it becomes the other party's fault, ruining the entire relationship. You should do things for yourself. Pick a career you know would make you happy. Or meet your goals whatever they might be. Lose weight cause you are ready to and you want to. Change your hair color cause you want to try something else, not cause your friend said you'd look better blonde. This way not only will you think about your actions more, but you'll be secure with your decisions. And you'll have no one to blame. Oh, and, hi Ryan! =) Previously? Nice People. NICE PEOPLE
I hate nice people. Is hate too strong a word? Ok, let me try again. Nice people make my skin crawl. People aren't nice by nature. We all have good sides and bad sides. If you ever meet people who claim they've never harbored negative thoughts, I guarantee you that they're lying. Or even worse, they might be fooling themselves. I am in the process of dealing with someone who is nice. He is so nice that he never challenges anything. He won't give his opinion on the matter discussed. He sits on the corner and nods. When asked if he agrees he will utter "we'll see." I hear those little words and my brain translates them to, "I know it's a stupid idea but I'll wait until you fail so I can rub it in your face." Which, of course, drives me absolute bananas. This way, he never says anything so his ideas can't be wrong and those of us who put ourselves out there by presenting our thoughts are open for criticism. And he never said anything, so he is not mean or difficult. And I feel bad talking to him cause what am I to say? He didn't bash the idea. If I ask him to express an opinion, he says, "I will when I have a strong one." So I feel like yelling, but I bite my lips. What has he done wrong? Nice people force you to become mean. Since decisions have to be made, the complacent person forces the other person to dominate. You are the one who has to resolve matters. It might sound like it's fun to make all the decisions but trust me, it gets old. Being so utterly nice is a copout. It's making sure that others decide for you. That others take the risks and possibly face the consequences. It also means that the complacent person is suppressing the negative thoughts, which often come out in forms of major lashing out. Even if it doesn't, it still annoys the crap out of everyone else. Even before I met this person, I used to hate nice people. It's so incredibly fake to be so very fucking nice. I'm not saying don't be considerate. Of course, there's nothing wrong with being understanding, courteous, and kind. But there are times when you need to say your opinions. Times where you disagree. It's human to have your own thoughts and feelings. Have a spine for God's sake! Previously? People We Choose. INAPPROPRIATE WORDING
I've never been good with using the right words when I have to. As my friend Jessica would fondly tell you, during my first few months in the States, I made a few boo-boos. If someone pissed me off by not meeting my demands immediately, I'd say, "If you don't give me your notes, I will fuck you." As you can tell, these threats didn't go over very well. My sweet friends would laugh at me and tease me mercilessly. Actually, Jessica retold that story to just about everyone we met for the next four years of our college life. Even today, if we're together and she is telling someone about me, she'll ask me if it's okay to tell the "fuck story." Even after I learned how to curse properly, I seem to enjoy using words that push people's boundaries. I almost always say "I'm going to pee" or "I have my period." I don't really understand why certain words are never meant to be used. I understand that there are cases where manners are crucial. I don't get up in a meeting and tell the vice presidents and partners in the firm that I have to pee. I just excuse myself. But why can't I tell a male friend that I have my period? How come shaving and periods are only acceptable subjects to be discussed among women? They're natural. They occur consistently. What's the big deal? So yes, I get my period. If I'm lucky, every month. If not it's bad news, I guarantee you. And yes, I pee. Several times a day. If not, I'm not drinking enough. And I shave. As often as possible, so little forests don't grow under my arms, on my legs and anywhere else I don't want them. When I want to look pretty, I get a manicure or a pedicure. I might even get a facial if I feel in the mood. So there. Since "it's that time of the month" is already socially unacceptable to mutter to your boss or such people, I think it's okay to use the actual word "period" with the rest of the people in your life. I'm gonna start a taboo-breaking revolution. Even if it's a one-man one. (or one-woman one as the case my be here.) No more tiptoeing around the issues, dammit. And if you don't like that, I will fuck you! Previously? Look Ma, I'm Bonding. TOUCH ME
I am a very touchy-feely person. I'm not sure if it comes from the Spanish blood, European upbringing, or having been hugged a lot as a kid. But I touch people almost constantly when I talk. Often times it's such an automatic reaction that I don't even realize I'm doing it. I don’t mean to imply that I touch people in inappropriate places. I generally touch their hands or their arms. For some reason, I believe that touching lets me get my honesty across better. It somehow projects the sincerity of my emotion or caring to the other party. Most of my friends are used to the fact that I hold their hands when either one of us is sharing a difficult emotional situation. I hug my friends almost all the time. I even kiss their cheek at times. In Turkey, people kiss each other on both cheeks to greet. Men kiss other men and women other women and women kiss men and vice versa. In America, that would likely scare the crap out of an observer, but in my country it's common practice. You even kiss someone you just met, in most cases. It's not sexual, it's not even physical; it's just a common custom. I believe that the physical and sexual aspects of touching are way overrated in this country. If I'm walking down the street hand in hand with a female friend, it doesn't mean I'm lesbian. It means I like my friend and I am enjoying spending time with her. When little kids hold hands, we think it's cute how they like to hang out to each other, but as we grow up the same bond becomes inappropriate and a taboo. Why? Why can't I hold someone's hand or kiss him on the cheek or give him a warm hug without it being about wanting to fuck him? Why can't I touch him as he shares a difficult moment, or even as he talks about nothing specifically important, without people thinking that I am trying to turn him on? Maybe I am weird cause sexual thoughts are not primary in my head. Often times, other people get the wrong impression that I'm trying to drop hints about how interested I am in pursuing a physical relationship with them. I never get sexually aroused when a friend touches me. Not even when a stranger does, even if he's attractive to me. I am only physically excited if I already love that person in that way. I know this is weird to most people but I think that maybe it explains why I don't think twice before I touch people. I just wish more people would hug each other. I feel like so much emotion and healing can be passed by touching someone else and I'm sad that there is so much taboo associated with it. I don’t know why some cultures respond to it better than others do. Previously? Inquisitive Mind or Bully? MANNERS
"She came to our house for dinner and didn't even send a thank-you card. How rude!" That's an actual quote from a friend. I was raised with proper manners. My parents taught me to never go to someone's house empty-handed and to always send a thank-you note afterwards. Even when I visit my sister's home, I bring presents for my nephews each time, though mom doesn't have to twist my arm about that one. While I try my best to be well behaved, I get totally peeved when I hear words like the ones above. When did nice gestures become expected requirements? I thought sending a card made you thoughtful but not sending one shouldn’t automatically make you rude. Cause if it does, then the cards are no longer a token of appreciation, they're a formality or worse, a requirement. I hate doing things just cause 'it's the way things are done'. When my sister got married, as I spent shaking the hands of many practical strangers who couldn't care less about actually celebrating my sister's happiness, I told my mom that she should expect a call from me the day after I get married. If I were ever to get married in Turkey, there is a long list of people we'd have to invite 'just cause it wouldn't be right otherwise'. As the British like to say, 'that's bollocks.' I am not fond of people with expectations. They're just setting themselves up to be disappointed. I'm not fond of people who judge others by what they forgot to do. I'm not fond of people who keep track. "I called last so now it's her turn to call." Huh? What grade are we in? I'm not fond of fake smiles and doing things cause I have to. I shouldn't have to do anything. I should be able to smile, care, do my best and people should appreciate that. I believe that to be true of everyone. If you're trying too hard to fit in, maybe you shouldn't. I decided long ago that I only live once and I want to make sure that I live the way I want to, not how others want me to. I want only the people who are my closest friends on my wedding day. I want to do (at least attempt to do) anything and everything I've dreamed of. I always try hard not to hurt anyone around me. I screw up sometimes, but never on purpose. I always try to give and be the best that I can. I think that's all anyone can ever ask of me. Previously? birdie's eyelids, big ears, and pottery. BLUNT
When I was in college my friend Mike used to say that I never knew how to keep my opinions to myself. The thing is I spent most of my childhood surrounded by people who made an art form of talking behind people’s back. Actually, they brought it to new levels. Imagine three girls in a ski slope. Let’s name them Jill, Mary and Anne. Together, they’re a bunch of giggles and hugs. But, as Jill and Mary share a ride up the hill, they talk about Anne’s new boyfriend and how he’s sleeping around and how they think Anne is such a moron for not noticing what everyone knows. The next round, Mary and Anne take the ride up the hill as they talk about Jill’s new haircut and how she looks like a rat with her nose job. Finally, Anne and Jill, as they sit together, talk about how Mary will never have the fashion sense they do. I kid you not; these are the kids I had the fortune of growing up with. Me? I was the lowest of the low. Nicknames? I got them all. Trust me. Why didn’t I stop hanging around these people? Cuz I’m a wimp. I have this amazing need to make sure everyone likes me. The thing is I know that it’s impossible to have everyone like you. I don’t like everyone. After all these years and many better friends later, I still hate it when I hear someone talking behind my back. I hate being someone’s inside joke. If you have a problem with me, just tell me. This is good for both of us. I get to find out what about me might be annoying you and I can choose to fix it or I can choose not to associate with you any longer. It all depends on what the thing is. You have benefits, too. If I fix it, all is good and if I don’t, well you don’t have to worry since I won’t be around. I just don’t understand what good it does to tell someone else about issues you might have about me. If I snort when I laugh or blow my nose in a way that gets on your nerves, what’s your friend Lily gonna do to fix it? What good does it do to bitch and moan behind my back and smile to my face? That’s what I hate most. The fake people. It must be a present from my childhood friends. I’d so much rather know what I’m dealing with than have a million false smiley faces. I may be crass, but when you’re my friend, you always get pure honesty. Previously? Remorse. CAN YOU CHANGE THE WORLD
Reading the latest long discussion threads in MetaFilter and then reading this and this made me think, so I decided to share my two cents. I agree with Stewart that, for the most part, today's problems are less severe than the past's. Reading it made me thing of the wheel-thing in Disneyworld where as it moves from the 60s to the 70s and so on, everyone sings about how they're living in the best of times. (For those of you who've never seen this, I will try to find a link.) While there are still a lot of issues to resolve, there are many improvements that have already been made and the past is and has been far from perfect. I also sympathize with Matt's frustration but have a slightly different perspective on the issue. I've been lucky enough to come from a well-to-do background. My parents could afford to offer me many luxuries that others didn't have. I managed to come to the United States cause they could afford to send me to college without a scholarship, which is truly difficult to get as a foreigner with my kind of background. I tried hard not to take advantage of the situation and worked hard during college to receive both my Bachelors and Masters simultaneously to make sure their sacrifices weren't for nothing. Since I was seven, I wanted to be a computer programmer. I didn't even know enough about the machines to make an educated decision but I wanted it anyhow. So I went to a school known for its good computer science program and studied hard. I graduated and took a job in the field and I should have been happy cause I'd achieved my lifelong goal, right? Well, several months ago, I decided that I wasn't doing enough good for the world. Instead of spending my days in a cubicle, I wanted to go out there and touch people, change people's lives, make the world a better place. While I agree with Matt that there's so much to change and that it's an unreasonable goal to set, I have a slightly differing view on what constitutes as change. All of us would agree that finding a cure for cancer would be a drastic improvement to humankind. A cure for any major disease would be a huge accomplishment. I know that it's unlikely I will find that cure. Actually, it's impossible since I'm not even trying to. I have the highest respect for those who are and I'm thankful for people like that in the world, for without the people who try to achieve these unreasonable goals, we would never move forward in big strides. What I can do, however, is make small strides. It's unlikely that I can change a million people's lives, but it's not only possible, but highly plausible that I can change one person's life. I might even be able to change five people's lives, or maybe thirty. Even more. I feel that, if I've made one person's life truly better, my life has been worthwhile. I know that's an optimistic look on things but all great things start with a small step. What if you helped some kid decide to go to school and he grew up to be the man who found a cure for cancer? Would you, then, think your life had a meaning? In an effort to make my life more meaningful, I decided to reduce my work to three days a week and use the other two to volunteer. Have I saved the world? Nope, nowhere close. Have I made a drastic change? Not, yet, but I plan to and I'm hanging on to the belief that I can. I'm not saying that everyone should care to change the world, neither am I saying that it would be easy to do so. All I'm saying is that you shouldn't undermine the importance of a small change. You might not have the power to rid the world of all bigoted people, but you do have the opportunity to educate the two or three that might be at close proximity to your surroundings. All this talk makes me think of two quotations I like by two amazing people. The first is a well-known saying by Ralph Waldo Emerson. "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success." Again, maybe it's an optimistic view, but I believe it. The second by George Bernard Shaw, says: "Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. Unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world to themselves. All progress, therefore, depends on unreasonable people." All I can say to that one is that I strive to be unreasonable and I hope you all do the same. Looking back at all my words above, I wonder why I even bothered to write all this. I guess the main reason is that when I read pieces like Matt's I get saddened by people's loss of hope. Yes, there's a lot of work to be done but please don't be sad that you're one of the rare people who think about improving the world. The world might never reach your ideal and it might be true that few things will change in your lifetime but if we stop being unreasonable and trying, even those small changes will not happen. The world needs as many 'unreasonable people' as possible. I'm glad that Matt says he won't stop trying and I hope all the other disillusioned souls out there feel similarly cause if everyone stops trying, how will progress ever be made? My apologies to Matt and Stewart if I've misinterpreted any of their words. I don't know either of them personally or otherwise. I certainly didn't have the intention of making it seem like they might have said something that they didn't. And if I have, please feel free to let me know and I will make all the necessary changes. Another set of apologies for having such a long post, I will try to move this to a page of its own. THOSE WHO MATTER
There are very few people in your life who matter. The ones who'd be there when you really need them. The ones who truly understand who you are. The ones who know your shortcomings and still love you. The people who have seen you do stupid and embarrassing things and still stayed by your side. If you're one of the lucky souls who have a person like that in their life, don't you think you should celebrate that? Do you let them know how much you appreciate them? If you don't have someone like that in your life, do you wonder why?BE INSPIRED
It’s amazing how something so small can make someone’s day. Give it a try. Reply to an email you received from an admirer. Send an email to a long time friend whom you haven’t contacted in a long time. Smile to a stranger. Say ‘good morning’ to a stranger. Call your mother. Call your sister. Hug a friend. Hug a stranger. (okay, that might not be a good idea if you’re living in New York) Make a small effort to please someone today and you’ll see how great it feels. Next time you’re jealous of someone, change your perspective. Decide to be inspired instead. HITTING KIDS
I seem to have a strong aversion against people who hit their children. As I walk down the street, if I see a parent yelling at or slapping her kid, I feel like kicking the shit out of her or him. Honestly, I can't think of any cases where the kid deserves a slap. This is how we introduce violence to the society, not through movies or stupid computer games. I have the same problem with people who treat their dogs that way. Or people who kick pigeons. Why must you enjoy someone else's pain? Just let everyone be! Especially the animals and children. Ok, done lecturing. Actually one more thing. As a dog person, I feel like all dog people should be nice and approachable humans. That's what differentiates the dog people from the cat people. (Tho I admit to being both, I lean slightly more towards being a dog-person.) When I see an owner walking his puppy on the street and she gives me this don't-you-dare-come-near-my-pet look, I feel peeved. This time, I'm really done, I promise. CELL PHONES
Cell phones might just be the most annoying instruments ever. In NY, everyone has to own at least one and it seems talking loudly while walking down the street is a requirement. Last week, Jake and I were sitting at a deli, munching on our sandwiches while this woman, at the table behind us, felt the need to share the intricate details of her latest blind date with the entire deli. Over the cell phone, she retold her date, moment by moment, to her friend, making sure her voice was loud enough to be heard several blocks down. What happened to the days when eavesdropping was rude? This woman's loud voice almost dared us to ignore her. The same scenario repeated itself today as I sat downstairs at Light Delights. Another woman, walking her dog, approached the Chase ATMs, hollering at the top of her voice. She spoke so loudly that another girl and I looked up from our books and caught each other's eye. As this woman kept yelling, I got more and more agitated and almost felt like screaming at her to quiet down. I felt like saying, "You know what? I couldn't give two fucks about your personal life and please shut up!" Being the calm and collected person that I am, I gritted my teeth and felt thankful that the machines responded quickly so that she could get her damn cash and leave. Just cause you have a phone doesn't mean you own the streets and can speak loudly calling attention to yourself and disturbing all of us in the process. I won't even mention the rudeness of a cell phone ringing at a movie or theater cause I'm sure you've all had the pleasure of experiencing that before and if you have, you don't need any explanation from me. CATEGORIZATION It amazes me how much Americans like to categorize. I wonder if it comes from the need to segregate or the need to belong. The idea of fitting into a compartment of some category pisses me off. When I fist came to the US, I went to a campus Jewish organization that made me fill out an application. A section asked me what kind of Jew I was. Up until that moment, I didn't even know that there were different kinds of Jews. In Turkey, I always knew myself as Jewish. Just Jewish. Isn't that enough of a category? Why do they need to break it down more? I am only comfortable with a few categories. Human. Female. Turkish. Jewish. That's about it. I'm not willing to go any deeper and I challenge you to give me a sound reason as to why I should. |
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